I have a major announcement:
Tomorrow I have an actual appointment at a bonafide beauty salon. I will be going all by my self. Again, All. By. My. Self.
I have not had an appointment of any sort besides the doctor since before Buckaroo was born. I have driven in the car, without Buckaroo, to go do stuff in the Outside World maybe 3 or 4 times since he was born (and 2 of those were doctor's appointments). I am so excited, I can barely type.
Well, I take that back, I've made a half a dozen jaunts to the country market down the road for half-and-half or whatever. So, technically, the number is higher.
But guess what else. You can't. After I get my hair cut, I am going to Michael's. I am going to wander the hallowed halls of unnecessary craft supplies. I will probably even buy something. Maybe something related to Buckaroo's birthday party. I don't know. I don't know. There's no way to know. We'll see. But I know I am going to take my time. It is a good thing they don't sell martinis there.
My son smells so bad right now. He has completed some business in his diaper. But I'm not done here yet. I want to make another declaration: I cleaned the microwave. I feel so freakin' competent right now.
Ok. This diaper is not kidding. I need to go deal with it.
More later,
Nellie
Have a loverly time. I'm not a crafty person by any stretch of the imagination, but I do love wandering through Michaels. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteWahoo! Not just anytime to yourself, but SALON time. You'll enjoy friendly, adult conversation, and walk out feeling something (anything) other than a puked-up on, butt wiping, toilet-cleaning maid. You'll be a HOT MAMA!
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