Preparedness

After you've done all the laundry in the house and every bit of clothing is folded and in its proper place, do you ever think: dear God, if the plan is to take me from my Earth life soon, maybe today would be a good day because at least all of the laundry is done and the boys would have clean clothes for a while?

What is that? I have had that thought. My thoughts about that thought are basically equal parts 1) gloating, because I'm so giving and hard-working and living my maternal instincts (tho that feels complicated...but I don't want to write the book on it), and 2) concerned for my mental fitness. 

And that's not even taking into account my ill-defined, wishy-washy, work-in-progress, fly-by-night position on religion.

Nevertheless, I've thought that thought: If You're gonna take me, take me soon because all the laundry is done. The same rationale holds following a big trip to Costco.

Surely I'm not alone on this.